A walk to remember...
I think I had the most embarrassing moment of my entire existance...
I am walking to the University Library completely consumed by the thoughts in my head. Oh if people only knew what goes on in my head most of the day...ANYHOW not important....Consumed. Thats what I was consumed. I managed to walk up a flight of stairs. Still talking to myself I guess when BAM!!!! It took me a second to realize what I had just done. I missed the the automatic slide open doors and walked into glass face first. When I hit the glass I bounced back and almost fell into this guy. My nose is bleeding, blood is rushing to my head because I am so embarrassed when the most embarrassing part happened. The conversation I had with this guy:
Random Guy: Are you ok?
Me: I am fine. (relieved that he wasnt laughing yet) Just really embarrassed. I hope I never see you again!
Random Guy: Oh my God! That was like something from a movie. I didnt think things like that actually happened!
How does someone run into glass. As the day progressed more things happened. But not as severe as that. I was drinking gatorade in class and the gatorade started coming out the side of my mouth and dripping down my cheek. DRIPPING DOWN MY CHEEK! At the end of class I got up from my desk and slightly tripped over it. I got home and almost tripped over the curb. I am about to start taking bets on whether or not I am going to be struck by lightening!
Ok on to better things. Yesterday was Fire Crotch and my anniversary. Just 2 years. But he bought me the perfect gift! I am not really too traditional and as far as surprises go I can usually guess what my presents are before any holiday. Fire Crotch is always annoyed by the guessing. He thinks he cant surprise me. So he actually surprised me yesterday. Which is quite an achievement. My parents and my sister P have been trying for years. He bought me a vibrator! lol Romantic no. Thoughtful abso-fucking-lutly! I had been saying I needed a new one for a long time. But I have been so caught up in other things and money has been a little tight I just didnt go get one. So anyhow this is like the most amazing piece of equipment. Different speeds, different vibration pattern, its pink AND has glitter! Its perfect! I love this man. Oh I also got a card, flowers, and dinner....But the new and improved Pinky is just an awesome gift!
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"
~Blondie
I am walking to the University Library completely consumed by the thoughts in my head. Oh if people only knew what goes on in my head most of the day...ANYHOW not important....Consumed. Thats what I was consumed. I managed to walk up a flight of stairs. Still talking to myself I guess when BAM!!!! It took me a second to realize what I had just done. I missed the the automatic slide open doors and walked into glass face first. When I hit the glass I bounced back and almost fell into this guy. My nose is bleeding, blood is rushing to my head because I am so embarrassed when the most embarrassing part happened. The conversation I had with this guy:
Random Guy: Are you ok?
Me: I am fine. (relieved that he wasnt laughing yet) Just really embarrassed. I hope I never see you again!
Random Guy: Oh my God! That was like something from a movie. I didnt think things like that actually happened!
How does someone run into glass. As the day progressed more things happened. But not as severe as that. I was drinking gatorade in class and the gatorade started coming out the side of my mouth and dripping down my cheek. DRIPPING DOWN MY CHEEK! At the end of class I got up from my desk and slightly tripped over it. I got home and almost tripped over the curb. I am about to start taking bets on whether or not I am going to be struck by lightening!
Ok on to better things. Yesterday was Fire Crotch and my anniversary. Just 2 years. But he bought me the perfect gift! I am not really too traditional and as far as surprises go I can usually guess what my presents are before any holiday. Fire Crotch is always annoyed by the guessing. He thinks he cant surprise me. So he actually surprised me yesterday. Which is quite an achievement. My parents and my sister P have been trying for years. He bought me a vibrator! lol Romantic no. Thoughtful abso-fucking-lutly! I had been saying I needed a new one for a long time. But I have been so caught up in other things and money has been a little tight I just didnt go get one. So anyhow this is like the most amazing piece of equipment. Different speeds, different vibration pattern, its pink AND has glitter! Its perfect! I love this man. Oh I also got a card, flowers, and dinner....But the new and improved Pinky is just an awesome gift!
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"
~Blondie
Birds run into glass all the time... ;)
Steve~
Posted by
Steven |
10:07 AM
WAIT! How did I not know about the new toy? You totally left me out. I'm so jealous. Can we go to the store soon? Also, Who is Steven Novak, why is he commenting on your blog and why do I find him insanely attractive?
Posted by
twisted panties |
5:14 PM
OMG, that really does sound like a scene from a movie - with Sandra Bullock or Meg Ryan. I'm sorry to admit, I was laughing hysterically about that.
As for Pinky - um, glitter? And Firecrotch isn't intimidated by that? I mean the glitter, of course.
Oh - your song reference - love that song btw - is by The Divinyls, not Blondie. I don't really even know why I know that. I guess I just know kinky song trivia.
Posted by
CruiserMel |
12:26 PM
Thanks cruisermel!
Posted by
Boo Boo Kitty |
1:32 PM
Do you know why God created man???
Because a vibrator won't mow grass...LOL (Just passing by. thought I would say HI)
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:27 PM
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