Series Of Unfortunate Events

Yes you read correctly. I bought a porn, an adult film, sleazy movie, or whatever you want to call it. I wanted to broaden my horizons. Plus I like the Adult Store. Anyhow, I have discovered a few things since the big purchase. First of all, porn on dvd is WAAAAAAAY expensive. I mean there are some $80 dvds out there. I couldnt believe it. Next, if your gonna purchase a porn, SPLURGE! I didnt. I decided to get something economical and let me tell you, you get what you pay for. It was the most unanimated thing ever. I could only watch about 10 minutes of it. BORING! Now, something else I wonder about is, who does the casting for these films? For men, are the requirements to be balding with a mullet? These guys look like they shower in "soul glow". Ok so I understand that there is no need for an intricate plot or good actors in a porn film. But can you think about how much more entertaining a porno would be if it did. If I could actually believe what was happening? Instead we have the cable guy and the desperate housewife getting it on. So from now on, I choose to only purchase hot lesbian chic porn. Now, Im not a lesbian. So stop thinking that. My reasoning for it is that the women are by far hotter than sweaty mullet guys, so the chances of me getting turned on by it are much greater. Women are better looking and very sensual.

Last discovery I would like to share is, my fiance isnt really into porn. Now this of course isnt entirely a bad thing, BUT I think it would be fun to watch it together. Instead he looks at me like Im nuts??? Whats the deal with that? He isnt the slightest bit as interested as I am. Is it possible that I am kinkier than he is? I do believe this requires further investigation. Well I can look on the bright side there isnt anything wrong with being the teacher (wink wink)

Posted by Boo Boo Kitty on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 8:23 AM | Permalink